Report, Selena Gomez And Justin Bieber Are Getting Married + Selena Is Finally Pregnant (Again)!

  • obbop

    I am one of hundreds-of-thousands of inconsolable gentlemen more than saddened that I will not be the one betrothed to the wonderful Beaner Selena and not the one impregnating her with my viable seed that creates a wonderful family with little 1/4-beaners scampering around our pueblo.