11 Times Taylor Swift And Tom Hiddleston’s Relationship Seemed Fake As F*ck

11 Times Taylor Swift And Tom Hiddleston's Relationship Seemed Fake As F-ckThere’s no question Taylor Swift’s romance with Tom Hiddleston has raised more than a few eyebrows. After first appearing together on the dance floor at The Met Ball, while Taylor was still with Calvin Harris, the two have been parading through the UK, Italy and Australia for all of the world (and paparazzi) to see. But they haven’t fooled us. Here, we’re calling bullshit on some of the couple’s most questionable moments…so far.

1. That time Hiddleswift posed on rocks in front of a paparazzo’s lens, no less.

Taylor Swift dating Tom Hiddleston-5We’ve seen prom photos less posed than these. Moreover, the fact that there was paparazzi anywhere near these two seems particularly sketchy. Taylor is notoriously private about shows of P.D.A. Just ask Calvin Harris.

2. That time Tom and Taylor left home sporting matching outfits.

taytomThe couple that matches together, stays together? If jetting around multiple continents together wasn’t enough to make they media explode, doing it in matching outfits pretty much did the trick. And look at that smirk on Taylor’s face. She knows damn well what she’s doing.

3. That time Hiddleswift celebrated the 4th of July alongside real couples.

Taylor Swift And Tom Hiddleston Are Instagram Official...Sort OfSomething here is not like the other. Even Ryan Reynolds appears visibly uncomfortable with Hiddleswift’s canoodling.

4. That time Taylor and Tom flaunted their love affair in front of Tom’s family.

momNothing screams desperate quite like a whirlwind romance and a mad dash to meet the parents. At least these two are committed to the narrative. Right?

4. That time Tom sported the cheesiest tank in the history of ever.

Taylor Swift 4th of July Party-14Tom’s gimmicky tank did throw us off of his scent. It may have been a tacky nod to Hiddleswift’s haters, but it  raised red flags in the duo’s reported “romance.”

5. That time Taylor and Tom roped Selena Gomez into their folie à deux.

If their hijinks weren’t enough, Taylor and Tom awkwardly danced their way through the Nashville stop of Selena Gomez’s “Revival Tour.” Perhaps this contributed to Selena throwing her own 4th of July shindig instead of partaking in Taylor’s.

6. That time everyone became suspicious of Tom Hiddleston’s real motives.

Once the possibility of Tom landing a role in the new James Bond film surfaced, fans couldn’t keep quiet.

7. That time Tom got flustered when asked about his relationship with Taylor.

No explanation necessary. We’re as confused as Tom is.

8. That time a source claimed Taylor and Tom were ready to start a family.

Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston Are Talking Kids
“She has said he would make a great dad. They have talked about what they want in the future and kids are something that they would both like down the line. They have very real and serious conversations about life,” a source tells E! News. Yeah…ok.

9. That time Tom looked more like her bodyguard than her boyfriend.

Taylor Swift & Tom Hiddleston Arriving On A Flight At LAX

10. That time Taylor took Tom to meet her parents.

Taylor Swift Takes Tom Hiddleston To Meet Her Parents 9If you recall, this happened quickly after news broke that these two started dating. It’s a little early for dinner with the parents. Don’t you think?

11. The moment you finished this list and any glimmer of hope you had for Hiddleswift’s validity flew out of the window.

At what point did you begin to doubt Taylor and Tom’s “romance?”

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