Member since 7 Jul 2010
Last login 21 Jun at 12:10pm
I'm the little known love child of Madonna and Morgan Freeman. Ke$ha is my second cousin. I'm having a love affair with the shmexy Andrew Garfield, who will go on a Tampax run for me from time to time.
I helped co-write "You're So Vain," and I once dressed up as Marilyn Monroe just so I could stand over an air vent. My best friend's name is Glenn Coco, I know the ABCs in Mandarin Chinese, Portugese, and Swedish, and I own a limited edition, fuschia Rolls Royce.
Y'know the girl who hit Justin Bieber with the water bottle - It was me. I also interrupted Kanye West's daily Starbuck's run by telling him that the Java Chip Frappucino was 'the best of all time'.
My favorite historical figures are Frieda Kahlo, Albert Einstein, and Ghandi...all kind of crazy and insane like me. But also all fabulous..like me.